A riddle.

What do you get when you cross a Hobbit

 and a Mexican Chihuahua?

You lose if you said A redneck wedding. Although I did hear the Hillbillies from Mississippi made an appearance.  The correct answer is a match made in heaven.  I wonder if the WHORE wore white.

Guess who got butt hurt over the contest?

Thats right the sperm donor and his big foreheaded, dirty kneed flat chested mexican chihuahua.  Apparenly I violated copyright rights by posting their picture.  Why exactly did they post it to their nasty swingers website if they weren't interested in finding that special person?  I guess this blog doesn't meet their highbrow standards.  Oh well, next time I'll use my on immages.

Contest

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Good news if you are a bisexual female

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Guess Who?

Guess who used to masturbate with toothpaste.  And also enjoyed playing with his own ass while masturbating in the shower every night.

Good Riddance

A year ago today the coward left with the BS excuse, "I don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life."  Which really was code for, "I'm fucking my FILTHY WHORES".  I take comfort knowing that he is up to his eyeballs in debt, living in a shithole rental and will never amount to anything.  GOOD RIDDANCE!

Today is the Greatest Day in the World

The EX,

Is lazy

Has terrible spending habits (currently in the hole over $10k)

Called me selfish for taking maternity leave

Cheated on me while pregnant
Is a liar and a quitter

Left me with a newborn

Is addicted to porn

Called me trash

Said he didn't love me

GOOD RIDDANCE!