Wednesday, August 8, 2012

A riddle.

What do you get when you cross a Hobbit


 and a Mexican Chihuahua?


You lose if you said A redneck wedding. Although I did hear the Hillbillies from Mississippi made an appearance.  The correct answer is a match made in heaven.  I wonder if the WHORE wore white.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Guess who got butt hurt over the contest?

Thats right the sperm donor and his big foreheaded, dirty kneed flat chested mexican chihuahua.  Apparenly I violated copyright rights by posting their picture.  Why exactly did they post it to their nasty swingers website if they weren't interested in finding that special person?  I guess this blog doesn't meet their highbrow standards.  Oh well, next time I'll use my on immages.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Contest

Picture removed of the sperm donor and his big foreheaded, dirty kneed flat chested mexican chihuahua that was posted by them to www.sdc.com a swingers website soliciting for partners. Orginal blog entry content re-posted without image. Picture available upon request.


No, wait.  This photo,
Picture removed of the sperm donor and his big foreheaded, dirty kneed flat chested mexican chihuahua that was posted by them to www.sdc.com a swingers website soliciting for partners. Orginal blog entry content re-posted without image. Picture available upon request.


Has caused quite a stir with the subjects.  Something about unauthorized use of the image.  Which is exactly why you shouldn't post anything personal on the internet.  I don't know why they are in such a tizzy.  The image was posted to www.sdc.com, a public site where you can solicit for other individuals and or couples to join you in that special way.  What are they so upset about?  Are they upset my readers will actually respond with interest.  Isn't that what they were looking for to begin with?  Maybe they are upset they won't get any offers.  Awww.  Or is it the hats and mustaches?  That has to be it, obviously those hats are all wrong.

So here we go…I am having the first ever Margo Island contest.  Take the original photo above and add your own accessories.  Keep it tasteful please.  I don't want to disrespect the high moral standards of the two subjects.  Email me the photo to MargoIsland@gmail.com, the best photo will be posted.  Contest ends May 18.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Good news if you are a bisexual female

Picture removed of the sperm donor and his big foreheaded, dirty kneed flat chested mexican chihuahua that was posted by them to http://www.sdc.com/ a swingers website soliciting for partners.  Orginal blog entry content re-posted without image.  Picture available upon request.

These two are in the market for some fun.  One condition, this is strictly oral.  None of that regular sex business.  My guess is they probably don't want to compromise their high moral standards.  However, you could be the ONE.

To help protect their identity I've added hats and mustaches.  The black bar eye protectors were on the original picture.  Why bother?  Maybe eye color is suppose to add some mystery to the whole encounter.  I could be wrong but I don't think they wear black cardboard eye protectors when getting down and dirty.  Although, considering how much I know about this alternative lifestyle I'm probably wrong.

I would be happy to act as matchmaker.  Send me your contact information and I'll pass it on.  Serious inquiries only.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Guess Who?

Guess who used to masturbate with toothpaste.  And also enjoyed playing with his own ass while masturbating in the shower every night.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Good Riddance

A year ago today the coward left with the BS excuse, "I don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life."  Which really was code for, "I'm fucking my FILTHY WHORES".  I take comfort knowing that he is up to his eyeballs in debt, living in a shithole rental and will never amount to anything.  GOOD RIDDANCE!

Friday, September 9, 2011

Today is the Greatest Day in the World

The EX,
Is lazy
Has terrible spending habits (currently in the hole over $10k)
Called me selfish for taking maternity leave
Cheated on me while pregnant
Is a liar and a quitter
Left me with a newborn
Is addicted to porn
Called me trash
Said he didn't love me

GOOD RIDDANCE!